The Show Biz Workout

A. Heimer, Staff Writer

April 27, 2020

Although working out barefoot on a lawn in the sun is probably the best scenario, this workout can be done anywhere with about a 6 foot radius of open space. This road-tested workout is a combination of routines used by some theate...

Yoga Therapy

Yoga Therapy

April 24, 2020

Satire: The Onion Switches to Real News

A. Heimer, Staff Writer

April 11, 2020

  The satirical news company The Onion announced a major policy change from satire to covering real news. “It’s funnier,” said an Onion representative, “we just can’t make stuff up as crazy as what is really h...

Analysis: A Test of Faith

A. Heimer, Staff Writer

April 11, 2020

As the coronavirus rampages through the US, killing hundreds and with projections of many more deaths to come, some states are exempting churches from stay at home orders.  Instead of offering their places of worship as sanc...

Murder Most Foul

Murder Most Foul

April 10, 2020

How Yang’s UBI Morphed into a Massive Corporate Bailout

A. Heimer, Staff Writer

April 10, 2020

Former Democratic Presidential candidate Andrew Yang’s proposal for a Universal Basic Income (UBI) for every American over 18 was resoundingly ridiculed and labeled socialism by almost everyone but his supporters. Despite Yan...

Shoots and Scores!

A. Heimer, Staff Writer

April 9, 2020

GCC Economics professor Dan Brotman won a seat on the Glendale City Council  when the results were finally announced on March 27. Of the eight candidates for three seats, Brotman came in third place, edging out the incumbent...

Coachella Is Postponed

Gabby Pineda, Staff Writer

April 6, 2020

Goldenvoice announced on March 10 they will be postponing one of the most popular music festivals in the desert of Indio, Calif., Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival due to the Coronavirus outbreak. Coachella was set to ...

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